Real Down to Mars Girl + Adventure Sidekick

Paige Savage

based in minneapolis, mn + available worldwide
Ms. TER Summer 2021

 

With an ambiguous background, I may confuse some about my beginnings & influences. Equal parts alluring, enigmatic, and irresistibly seductive, I’m a woman who loves to captivate and entice. Then again, I’m a southern romantic born in Italy (explains the passion) and raised primarily in the Deep South.

I’ve always loved the slow pace of the Deep South, where the tea is sweet & the g’s drop off like the endless summers. Summers spent lazily by the lake, the nights made for smoky bonfires & illicit stories of high school conquests. I loved the opulence— the beautiful houses, the etiquette, the men in seersucker with women dangling on their arms like highballs. It’s also where I learned how to throw a football & caked my jeans in mud keeping up with the boys who mocked, “No girls allowed.” 

Where am I now?

Bewitching you with my honey brown eyes & smooth caramel skin, reliving kisses stolen in dimly lit rooms as thrilling as those few sips of beer I’d sneak as a teen by the lake. Of course, I prefer scotch or bourbon now & have the raspy voice of a jazz singer to match, quick to excite. My grandmother, a true Steel Magnolia, believed that a cut of the eyes could say more than any words, but that the most beautiful voice was that of an educated woman from the South.

My body is reminiscent of those back roads we secretly love: curvy & unbridled, the lingering scent of magnolias calling. I can run hot like August in Savannah, smile like the sun, & laugh so hard I cry tears straight from the Mississippi. I’m not so much the “girl next door” as I am the “grown woman who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to tell you how she wants it”. I’ll want you cupping my heart-shaped face in your hands, hooking your fingers into the belt loop of my denim shorts & pulling me in close. Then again, my hips & thighs are meant to be held onto and savored, too — like those carefree days in your youth. You remember?

And when you run your fingers through my thick, curly hair, I’ll look at you, lean in closer, & with a wry smile I’ll say, “The higher the hair, the closer to God.

P.S. Text me now and I may just send you a pic from my private selfie bank.

N.B. Please ask me about my special offer for new clients!

in a world full of eve's i stand with women who wear serpents around their hips and paradise between their legs

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in a world full of eve's i stand with women who wear serpents around their hips and paradise between their legs 〰️

PATRONAGE

 

Brief Trysts

1H - Oh, Hello: $700
1.5H - Short & Sweet: $900
2H - Proper Introduction: $1200

Diving Deeper

3H - Cocktail or Lunch Date: $1700
4H - Dinner Date: $2200
5H - Dinner + Dessert: $2600
6H - Extended Dinner Date: $3000
8H - Adventure Time: $3500

Adventure Sidekick

12H Half Day: $4,500
18H Overnight: $5,400
Full Day / Multi-day: starting at $6,000
inquire for special multi-day rates

 

The Fine Print

  • A combination of some real world information and at least ONE of the following will get the ball rolling:

    • Government-issued photo identification OR

    • Employment verification OR

    • Reputable provider references (website, email + be active on social media)

    Screening is required for all new friends as a risk management tool and screening protects you by ensuring that I am not found in a compromising position.

    Discretion is the name of the game & the screening information you provide is for my eyes only. I empty my inbox routinely & do not keep any introduction forms. Incomplete forms are automatically deleted.

    A thoughtful and honest approach is the best way to pique my interest.

  • Please be sober, freshly showered, with teeth brushed, the infamous envelope in hand, and ready to have an amazing experience. Ensure you bring my rate in full & extra if you wish to extend (In Date Extensions per hour $600).

    I’m always stylish and appropriately dressed for our date. I do accept outfit requests for an additional fee.

    To make things simpler, presort the patronage in the highest denominations possible, $20s at a minimum; $100s would be preferred and place it in the infamous envelope. 

    Some simple ways to win me over? Fresh berries or a charcuterie board with some champagne and H2O. And while never expected gift cards to Delta, Uber, AirBNB, or gifts from my wishlist are as well.

    Most dates start off with a meal or drink and go from there. I value connection and building our chemistry is paramount to a great time together. I’m a playful and sensual girlfriend and my clients agree that our time together gets better every single time, and leaves us both longing for our next rendezvous.

    I’m a lotta fun but I’m only communicating my boundaries once. 

    If at any time I find myself uncomfortable I reserve the right to leave without explanation or request you leave immediately. Reasons for terminating a consultation may be due but not limited to unacceptable hygiene, unsatisfactory location, substance usage, and troubling behavior/attitude. I do not tolerate crude behavior or verbal harassment regardless of whom it may be. The full donation for my time still applies if our date is cancelled for an issue with your conduct.

  • I am based in Minneapolis, Minnesota. All booking fees are for my time & attention only.

    Minneapolis Incall/Outcall: I prefer joining you at your upscale hotel (outcall).

    I can acquire an incall with appropriate notice (at least 4 hours). At this time, there is NO additional fee to acquire the static incall. There is a travel fee for dates outside of the 494/694 loop. And employment + ID verification is required for me to visit any private residence.

    Touring Incall/Outcall: I’ll provide the shag pad & you provide your company. Outcalls will incur an additional fee for travel to you.

    Availability + Planning Ahead: My life is busy and I keep my circle rather small. I suggest providing at least 3 days’ notice but writing your name on my dance card 1 to 2 weeks in advance is the best way to ensure that our paths will cross. Longer engagements that require travel do require more advanced notice. For my availability, please visit my agenda. I am usually not available for same day bookings unless we’ve met before OR you’re very lucky and a bit generous!

    3+ hour dates must include social time outside (traditionally drinks and/or dinner; nontraditionally world domination). Add +500 for 3H+ dates with no social time.

  • Deposits: All dates are subject to a 25% deposit (50% for travel dates) at my request. Deposits show that you are cool, respectful, and have some “skin in the game”.

    Deposits are non-refundable unless I cancel.

    Cash is king and is preferred but I do require your deposit to be made via Zelle, CashApp, Venmo, Delta gift card, Bitcoin, or LLC Invoice (subject to 5% processing fee).

    For any cash payments, I especially enjoy when the infamous envelope is thoughtfully tucked inside the dustcover of your favorite book or vinyl record.

    Want to remit the balance electronically? Payment must be sent and clearled at least 72 hours prior to our date. I only accept Zelle and Venmo for balance e-payments.

    Rescheduling: I require 72 HOURS notice (7 days for travel dates). At my discretion, deposits may be held and applied to a future date, within 120 days/4 months (or my next visit to your city if on tour). You may only request a reschedule once.

    Cancellations:

    • 72+ hours advance notice: deposit paid is still valid for one (1) reschedule within 120 days of our original date with no additional fee.

    • Less than 72 hours: 50% or rate due, less your deposit

    • 1 day or less: 100% of rate due, less your deposit 

    • Payment of the cancellation fee is expected within 72 hours via either CashApp, Venmo, or Zelle. Failure to provide the cancellation fee results in industry blacklisting.

    Travel dates (less any non-recoupable costs such as flights, hotels etc)

    • 7 days: 60%.

    • 6-3 days: 75%.

    • 3-0 days: 100%.

    In the unforeseen & exceedingly rare circumstance that I must cancel, your funds are remitted back to you within 24 hours along with an onslaught of apologies! However, if I must cancel a date due to your conduct, then the benefaction is non-refundable.

    By booking, you agree to my cancellation policy. Failure to send a cancellation fee will result in permanent termination of all communications and potential addition to the industry-wide blacklist & your references.

AGENDA

 

WHEN NOT LISTED AS TRAVELING I WILL BE AVAILABLE IN MY BASE CITY OF MINNEAPOLIS

MINNEAPOLIS AVAILABILITY

  • APRIL: 6 - 10, 12 - 13, 25 - 28

  • MAY: 2 , 5-6, 11, 16 - 21, 28 - 31

TRAVEL

  • DULUTH, MN: April 15

  • NYC, NY: April 16 - 17

  • CHICAGO, IL: April 22 - 24

  • INDIANAPOLIS, IN: April 29 - May 1

  • TYSONS, VA: MAY 8 - 10

  • DES MOINES, IA: May 13 - 15

  • Same day appointments - are difficult BUT I always try to accommodate your preferred meeting time. I respond to all my enquiries personally, so just text me now to see if I have availability.

  • Same day appointments do incur an additional fee of $150 for rearranging my schedule

 

FAQs

 

Do you look as good as your photos?

Yes! I’ve worked super hard over the last several years to lose 150 lbs naturally through diet and exercise. I’ve had some work done post weight loss and my clients regularly comment that I am even better in person - even my reviews attest to this!

When you text me, I’d be happy to send you further photos and videos to ease your concerns and get you excited for our date!

How can I be sure you’ll protect my information?

With over 60+ positive reviews, I am a firm believer that your discretion and privacy are truly important! I ask for what I believe is the minimum for a woman to meet another person alone to ensure maximum comfort so we can explore and have fun without concern.

What is Naughty GFE?

Well, you’re just going to have to text me to find out! ;-) Your initial text should be polite and provide some logistical information.

If your initial text does not include the following below, you may not receive a reply,:

  • your first name

  • city of meeting

  • preferred date & time of meeting

  • preferred duration of meeting

  • incall or outcall

Is there a proper way I should introduce myself?

Your initial inquiry, if you inquire via text, should contain AT LEAST a nice salutation AND

  • your name

  • preferred city of meeting

  • preferred date of meeting

  • preferred time of meeting

  • preferred duration

  • incall or outcall.

However, I really do enjoy a completed booking form or a finely written email!

Ensure that your inquiry is free from any vulgar, lewd, or explicit language!

What is your special offer?

The new client, special offer is 100% custom tailored to you!

You know what they say about running late! So text me while it’s still on offer!

Your initial text should be polite and provide some logistical information.

If your initial text does not include the following below, you may not receive a reply,:

  • your first name

  • city of meeting

  • preferred date & time of meeting

  • preferred duration of meeting

  • incall or outcall

RESERVE

 

You’re feeling the vibe and ready to dive in! I’m happy to hear it!

To ensure our mutual safety, screening is required and non-negotiable for all first encounters. Your privacy is important to me which is why my screening is quick, painless, and secure.

If you’d prefer, you can also email all of the required information to contact@meetpaigesavage.com

Please note that all booking requests are handled by me personally.

I’m quite selective about who I spend time with. Taking the time to thoughtfully fill out the form goes a long way. I’m looking forward to meeting you.

Paige, xx

NOTE BENE…

Discrimination Clause: As long as you are of legal age (preferably 25+, although exceptions have been made), I DO NOT discriminate based on race, ethnicity, religion, gender, sexual orientation, political beliefs or whatever makes you, you! I am also a disability friendly provider. I do discriminate against those who have a history of being disrespectful, vulgar, entitled, and have a tendency to haggle. 

 
 
 
 

Out of care and concern for your Personal Identifying Information (PII), I personally manage the process of screening. All non-contact details are for my eyes only. My assistant, Brynn, handles all the logistics such as follow-up messages and scheduling. Once a date is set & deposit provided, you will hear from me personally. High profile individuals will receive follow up from me directly. I am Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA) friendly.