Before you Shoot Your Shot

It’s quite interesting how much you can glean from a person’s initial inquiry and I can normally tell from that alone if we’ll be good together. That said, your initial inquiry should either be made in the form of my booking form OR an email including all of the required information. Let me know what makes you, you like your hobbies, interests, favorite fun fact, and why you’re interested in getting together and what you’re looking for during our time together (keep it PG, love).

Hmmm - does a duck quack? Deposits show you have some skin in the game and normally I will not see someone without one. Look, not to be a brat but I’ve worked way too hard over the last two years to make a name for myself and prove I’m trustworthy. I don’t want to steal your money. Also, deposits sit in a secondary savings account that I don’t even touch until after our date.

Cash is King but I accept other methods, especially for deposits.

Deposits: I accept CashApp, Venmo, Bitcoin, Zelle, cash in mail, cashier’s check, or credit card. Card payments will show on your statement as an inconspicuous LLC/consulting company.

The Remainder: please see the first sentence above. If cash isn’t available then a Zelle transfer is preferred.

Incalls: After the initial welcome and hug, please place the investment on a counter, in plain sight, and excuse yourself to the restroom to wash your hands.

Outcalls: Please have the investment on the bathroom sink prior to my arrival.

If we are in public: Please discreetly hand it to me in a book or gift bag within moments of my arrival. Please don’t make me have to ask.

Rain-checks
If you need to raincheck, I will apply your deposit to ONE future date within four months of our original date. More than one rain-check per deposit will result in the deposit being forfeited and a new one being required for the new date

Cancellations:
• Less than 48 hours’ notice: 50% of total rate cancellation fee
• Less than 24 hours of notice incurs a 100% of total rate cancellation fee.

First, re-read this site the day before our date. It’ll help remind you of what I like.

Great hygiene is sexy. Please be freshly showered, with minty breath and clean, trimmed fingernails. You can also shower in the beginning of our date and make use of my brand new toiletries.

I know that commuting can be hectic, if time allows, I offer a 15-minute grace period. Any further lateness will cut into our date time. After 30 minutes, I consider it a No Call, No Show or Late Cancellation

Please be a gentleman. I will always be considerate of you and expect the same in return.

I reserve the right to terminate a date immediately, without refund, for the following reasons: boundary pushing, safety is endangered, disrespectful/rude behavior, bad hygiene, drug use, over intoxication, etc.

Struggling with date ideas for anything over 3H? I got you!

As you know, dates 3H or longer require a bit of public social time. That could be grabbing a drink, a meal, seeing a play, visiting a museum, axe throwing, golfing, you name it!

Truly, I go stir crazy if I have to sit within the same 4 walls for three hours. But if you absolutely want to or need to out of discretion, I can. It’ll be an additional $500 for 3H and an additional $100 for every hour after that.